Ex Astris Scientia — infiniteedge: fluffyandabsorbent: infiniteedge:...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mecasloth
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For those of you asking in the notes, yes this guy tried to kill his son.

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He’s also the guy Gordon Ramsay was yelling at for lamb sauce

infiniteedge

Nah, this guy has never been on a cooking show

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Screencap of him losing on a cooking show and arguing about it

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This was actually from a Shark Tank knockoff called West Texas Investors Club, he went on to beg for money for his barbecue sauce company. He was actually supposed to cook ribs for a cookoff, but the investors took over once it was clear he was going to serve 30+ people raw meat.