27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
This just in heterosexual culture still unappealing and weird
women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger. I saw one woman who had done this five times, and could now bench-press more than me in the gym. Terrifying.
when a man loves a man they have infinite strength, but when a woman loves a woman they have no weaknesses. chose wisely…
The Unstoppable Gay meets the Immovable Lesbian.
this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen in my life
I am aroused in the most disgusted way possible.
someone stab me with a lego brick right now i can’t even i don’t know help
how dare you make me see this with mine own eyes
Straight people think that either you know you’re gay from childhood or something big happens one day and you Realize (and it is like that to some of course) but lbr for many it goes like
or whatever
My dad: Get that cat out of my house!!!! I don’t want another cat!!
My dad:
My bf is more of a dog person and never really liked cats much.
But when we moved in together, I brought my cat. He acted for a while like he didn't like the boy, but I'd catch him in the corner of my eye petting him and hugging him, picking him up like an airplane, holding him.
His health declined pretty rapidly over the last few months. I was working so much I barely had time to notice. My bf would try to keep me updated; "He isn't eating as much so I started spoonfeeding him" "he's been spending a lot of time in the bathroom so moved his mat in there" "the vet said to give him his pills twice a day so I've been taking my vitamins with his midday pill" "he wet the bed again, sorry there's sheets all over the bathroom"
I was under so much stress from work, I couldn't handle the thought that my baby boy's health was declining. On occasion I'd go out, I'd invite my boyfriend. "I can't leave the boy" he'd say.
Last Sunday he took a turn for the worst. He could no longer even walk up the stairs to the bed (I got him little pet stairs because he was having trouble jumping up and down a few weeks ago). We laid with him all night. My boyfriend, especially, was extremely upset and holding him and kissing his head.
I joked that he hadn't wanted a cat in the first place, that he's turned into one of those dads that didn't want a cat, and he started to tear up.
"Dad's don't want pets because they don't want the grief of losing them," he said.
When we had to put the boy down on Tuesday, it was the hardest thing I've ever done. The both of us were sobbing. I'd never seen him cry that hard.
Dad's don't want pets, not because they won't love that pet with everything they have, but because they've been through the grief of losing a pet and are trying to protect themselves from going through it again.
I’m sorry I hope you don’t mind me reblogging but I burst into 1000 tears and I’m so sorry for your loss and you’re 100% correct
you know the pre-drink puke? when ur like 2 in and ur already tappin out? like it’s not being drunk it’s just shit not mixing in ur stomach? then you go puke and THEN it’s game on? those nights are fuckin wild. those nights are when I become That Bitch
mom told me to buzz her hair so I did and then she didnt want me to use the clippers to line her up so i had to use a straight razor like some ye olde barber or sweeny todd or some shit
Now I’m moving lamps around to get good lighting of her Hip New Haircut so she can take pictures for facebook what am I a glam squad
I’m now dying my moms hair and cutting my step dad’s hair I have no formal training and yet they trust me with this
Construction crew commuting to work
#it’s like a clown car but#with more Slav
It’s Slav TARDIS
The most Slavic thing ever
what the fuck. what the fuck.
I lost it at 11
17? 17 people and a guitar??
Weird it didn’t show up in my notifications, but yes I’ve seen it and I love it
I made chicken cavatelli today and it didn’t taste like shit this is a big accomplishment for me
whenever i have less than 1 million notes in a 30 day period i feel like a failure
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Literally the biggest thing I got out of my 2 year college physics classes (apart from thinking about friction whenever I drive and the vast loneliness of space) was how stupid astrology is
Like day one of my astronomy 101 in freshman year my prof went on a tirade about how astronomy should have been given the name “astrology” because astrology in latin is essentially “study of the stars” while astronomy is something along the lines of “physical universe beyond our atmosphere” and we had to pick that because the idk whoever did astrology first were hogging the title
When I first found my cat Al he was abt 2 weeks old and we took him to the vet to get him all checked out and the vet was like “yeah if yall come back with a stool sample we can test for worms” and apparently my cat understood that bc he just went and shit on the exam table and the vet was like “..orrrr we can check it now lmao”
