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I couldn’t tell what it was at first, but that wasn’t what I was expecting
i thought it was an otter, then i thought it was a shark, and let me say i was wrong both times
There’s literally no way to guess. There’s no way at all to guess
i showed this to my mom, my aunt, my grandma, and the minute the quarantine ends this is going to become my go to dinner party conversation starter
Sea serpent
Moose are pretty good swimmers and they swim enough for Orca Whales to pose a significant threat.
My favorite moose fact is the cryptid herd in New Zealand. We know they’re out there, but nobody has seen one in over half a century.
In New Zealand.
Hi I’m sorry. I usually don’t insist that people elaborate on their comments but-
What the everloving fuck are you talking about???
In 1910, a herd of 6 females and 4 males was released in Fiordland. The last confirmed sighting was in 1952, and it was considered marginal territory for them, so it was presumed they had died out.
Until some moose hair was found in 2002.
This lead to extensive searches and installation of automatic cameras - none of which have caught an actual moose, though bedding and rub sites have been found.
The current theory as I understand it is that they’re living off of rich seaweed beds in the area.
Reblogging for the cryptid moose
NZ moose sighting in early 2020, everything you could want from a cryptid sighting
Megalodon is considered to be the largest shark, and the largest fish, that ever lived. (The Meg - Creating The Beast)
I like how it doesn’t just look like a sized-up Great White, I’ll have to check the source down!
octopus 2022 wrapped
this year you disguised yourself as:
coral 10023 times
ocean floor 8064 times
coconut shell 244 times
various fish 196 times
scuba divers long lost wife 12 times
It’s been a while since we checked in on how the Renaissance is doing with its ocean mysteries, so here is a marine biology update circa 1550.
Seals come in two forms:
Buff
& Triangular
Walruses are horrifying
But whales are worse
Fish can have human faces
but not always where you’d expect
As for the rest
… it’s probably better left alone.
[All images except chest face fish from Historiae animalium liber IV : De piscium & aquatilium animantium natura. Chest face fish from The noble lyfe & natures of man of bestes, serpentys, fowles & fisshes yt be moste knowen]
Can you imagine thinking animals actually looked like this? Like I know there’s stylization here, but if I was an uneducated peasant in 1550 who saw these I might be religious too.
HUGGERS… meet the Shy Shark! THIS IS A THING! THIS IS REALLY A THING….!
450 millions years of evolution and ‘if i can’t see it, it can’t hurt me’ is the best they could come up with! WAY too adorable!
You know, there are so many other jawsome sharks out there - shark week shouldn’t just focus on the white shark. I love a good breach as much as the next shark lover, but these guys are too cute! <3
little shy sharks.
@discovery THIS IS ALSO THE KIND OF CONTENT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE ON SHARK WEEK
SKY WHALE SKY WHALE SKY WHALE
No. Look at the position of the tail fins. They’re perpendicular rather than parallel to the ground. That’s a sky shark.
SKY SHARK SKY SHARK SKY SHARK
Anonymous asked:
Whenever you have the chance and if you haven't done it before, can you doodle a tiger shark? But like. A tiger with fins and a shark tail or a shark with paws and a tigers tail?
iguanamouth answered:
Here Are The Frames Again, But Slower
#this is a goodpost because half of the tags are #what is that in the mouth #and the other half are THERES THAT FUCKING HORSE AGAIN ayup (via @lizardshuffle)
Ok so the most amazing reblog I've seen of this says:
There's a globe-spanning layer of mesopelagic fish that is so dense it distorts SONAR. For decades we had no idea what created the Deep Scattering Layer or why it moved. We still know almost nothing about it.
It contains 65% of all fish biomass.
Marine Ecology has Dark Fish.
And:
FYSA: 65% is a low-end estimate. Dark Fish may comprise 95% of all fish biomass, but we just don't know: https://phys.org/news/2014-03-ninety-five-cent-world-fish-mesopelagic.html
The Discovery Channel office building during Shark Week
aw the shark is wearing a building costume
Land shark
WHY DID THE FISH KID ASK THAT THO
this is the funniest thing that has happened in spngebob since season 3
[jazzy music playing and fish murmuring as Spongebob walks by]
Young fish: “Is that my daddy?”
Mom fish: [dreamingly] “I wish!”
Person recording: [loudly] “What the fuck?!”