these replies have me dead 😭😭
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My favorite part about my Astronomy book is that

Its formatted like a foldout playboy book

Domestic Hermann headcanons are my favorite thing
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…makes me so very nervous..
Oops went to the lake again
My favorite part about here is that it’s totally this liminal space like everyone is super friendly and ethereal here like I was on the breakwall and this lady that was taking pictures asked to take a picture of me because she said “I looked like the overseer of the lake, all wise and weary” and this guy with his husky pup sat on one of the dunes with me for like 15 minutes just watching the waves in complete silence what a beautiful place
There were a few kids playing on an ice slick and one of them ran up to me and handed me a piece of driftwood and was like “this is yours now it’s a gift from the lake” honestly I feel so at home here
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE
I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe
IT’S BACK
I HONESTLY FORGOT THIS WAS THE FIRST VIDEO TO EVER MAKE ME CRY
they’re like “I will enforce the gender binary if it KILLS me” and then it does
baby got first blood
This happened down the street from me. It wasn’t a gender reveal, just a baby shower but yeah
they’re like “I will enforce the gender binary if it KILLS me” and then it does
baby got first blood
This happened down the street from me. It wasn’t a gender reveal, just a baby shower but yeah
they’re like “I will enforce the gender binary if it KILLS me” and then it does
baby got first blood
This happened down the street from me. It wasn’t a gender reveal, just a baby shower but yeah
Wait then why were they exploding shit at a baby shower???
It was an authentic cannon that was bought at an auction and they had fired it before with no problem but at some point the cannon cracked and when they went to fire it again, due to either the crack or adding too much gun powder or both, the cannon completely exploded and sent shrapnel everywhere. The dude that died was like a cousin of some sort and he got hit in the head with the shrapnel and died instantly
I work with a bunch of older people and most of them are smokers which makes me feel like fucking superman in comparison because I can hear and smell things they cant. Like I can hear one of their phones going off on vibrate halfway across the warehouse or my favorite, I was checking in packages and got the faintest scents of popcorn and I looked to the girl that was with me and was like “do you smell popcorn??” and she looked at me like I was maybe on crack but a half hour later they guy that checks the packages for contraband pulls out a bunch of bagged popcorn so cue me and the other girl cheering that I wasn’t insane




