the whole thread devolved into dunking on Elon Musk
these replies have me dead 😭😭
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Its formatted like a foldout playboy book
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I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe
IT’S BACK
I HONESTLY FORGOT THIS WAS THE FIRST VIDEO TO EVER MAKE ME CRY
My favorite thing abt cis ppl is how they never grow or learn or change
they’re like “I will enforce the gender binary if it KILLS me” and then it does
baby got first blood
This happened down the street from me. It wasn’t a gender reveal, just a baby shower but yeah
My favorite thing abt cis ppl is how they never grow or learn or change
they’re like “I will enforce the gender binary if it KILLS me” and then it does
baby got first blood
This happened down the street from me. It wasn’t a gender reveal, just a baby shower but yeah
Wait then why were they exploding shit at a baby shower???
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My favorite thing abt cis ppl is how they never grow or learn or change
they’re like “I will enforce the gender binary if it KILLS me” and then it does
baby got first blood
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I work with a bunch of older people and most of them are smokers which makes me feel like fucking superman in comparison because I can hear and smell things they cant. Like I can hear one of their phones going off on vibrate halfway across the warehouse or my favorite, I was checking in packages and got the faintest scents of popcorn and I looked to the girl that was with me and was like “do you smell popcorn??” and she looked at me like I was maybe on crack but a half hour later they guy that checks the packages for contraband pulls out a bunch of bagged popcorn so cue me and the other girl cheering that I wasn’t insane
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[the mastermind]
“Just five more minutes, they rush.
Don’t tell me what to do, they snarl.
Have you tried doing it this way? they enthuse.
It’s the principle of the thing, they yell.
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The INTJ Slytherin
[the mastermind]
Just five more minutes, they rush.
Don’t tell me what to do, they snarl.
Have you tried doing it this way? they enthuse.
It’s the principle of the thing, they yell.
I already have that book, they grin.
I look at the world and I see its strings, they whisper.
I haven’t slept but let me show you something, they babble.
Why are people so stupid? they demand.
I know it but I don’t feel it, they sob.
Why do I need anyone else when I have you? they wonder.
The science is the magic, they laugh.
I know what I want, they declare.
I am, they breathe.