27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
i’m fucking cackling people are boycotting the sims 4 because they removed the gender barriers and 99% of randomly generated sims will now no longer fit in the gender binary like i cannot believe pixel trans people are ruining a game about a bunch of mixed race bisexual people screaming and setting plates of pasta on fire
it is a good day on the planet earth
I was playing Minecraft and my friend confessed she had a serial killer character in The Sims who would trap other sims inside walls.
“This was a long time ago, I’ve changed!”
*while sobbing* “BuT tHeY’rE sTiL iN tHe WaLl!!!!!!”
the sims 2 pets on nintendo DS was an unimaginable mistake
i was going through my old blog to grab old files and saw this again and i need it on this blog so i can feel joy at any given second
it’s literally his house
how does he get in and out of his own house
when your creators forget to give you a way to leave your own fucking house
Sounds like Sims…
He is capable of astral projection why would he ever leave? He can possess a Tibetan sherpa if he wants to feel the wind in his hair again - or feel his hair.
Yeah,but sometimes you just wanna get out and stretch your legs, you know?
>stretch your legs
NEW HOBBY: Turning neighbors into sims
delete it lmfao
This really turned my day around
butchsuburbia asked:
Update: the dogs are now both on my bed watching me play Sims instead of doing homework. They found my saltine crackers also (I'm sick) and have eaten them. I am not pleased.
awwwwww
“what my sims do when im offline”
I watched this video like 5 times before reading the caption cause I thought I was having a stroke.
