Ex Astris Scientia — I think you're just jealous of the overwhelming...

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normal-horoscopes

I think you're just jealous of the overwhelming power that streams from THE ORB. It's not corrupting me at all.

systlin

Listen we just want our turn with THE ORB you’ve had it all week

wizard-in-a-tower-deactivated20

Most orbs of power do not have any kind of corrupting influence, wizards are just naturally attracted to them. You don’t see wizards becoming obsessed with rings of power anything like as often, although rings of power are far more common.

I can check THE ORB for curses if you like? I could confirm that you are not being corrupted by the power of THE ORB, but I would need to borrow THE ORB for a while to study it. I think it would reassure a lot of people to have a second opinion confirming that THE ORB isn’t cursed.

normal-horoscopes

Oh yeah of course you can borrow THE ORB it's- HEY HOLD ON A MINUTE

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Self care is climbing the tallest saguaro cactus in jorts and a mesh sweater and joining the coyotes in a melodic ode to the moon.

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Self care is shoving that cactus up ur ass to assert dominance over the local coyote pack

Anonymous asked:

How do attract the male species?

1. Stand on hind legs
2. Scream as loud as possible
3. Just keep screaming
4. Ppl will try to make u stop screaming
5. Eat th most attractive male that tries 2 make u stop
6. ???
7. Profit

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oakttree: “ hotgaydumbledore: “ theundercovercanadian: “ hisunlikelyvalentine: “ ofmanynames: “ veryfemmeandantifascist: “ frankenfemme: “ brotherwife: “ eroscestlavie: “THIS IS ANISH KAPOOR’S INSTAGRAM I AM SCREAMING AT HOW PETTY THIS...
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THIS IS ANISH KAPOOR’S INSTAGRAM I AM SCREAMING AT HOW PETTY THIS IS

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Who’s the narc that gave him the pink

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I’m screaming

ofmanynames

But the statement is the best:

Kapoor or one of his agents has, it’s worth noting, violated the terms of service put forth on Semple’s website, and Semple isn’t happy. He expressed his deep concern over the situation in an email to artnet News:

We are all extremely disappointed to see that Anish Kapoor has illegally acquired the world’s pinkest pink. He’s walked into this paint war with a gesture that cannot be misconstrued. He’s given the art community a bright pink middle finger. He is still very much at large. Not only has he refused to share the black, he’s now stolen our pink. Rest assured, we will get to the bottom of who has purchased this on Anish Kapoor’s behalf and broken their contractual agreement with culturehustle.com, and we will instruct our lawyers to take appropriate action against such breaches. We are pleased to note that he has not managed to get his hands on the World’s Glitteriest Glitter—yet—and we urge purchasers not to share the product with Kapoor or his associates.

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I don’t get it?

theundercovercanadian

Basically this guy, Anish Kapoor, had made a deal with NanoSystem, the people producing Vantablack, or the blackest black paint pigment in the world, so that he would have exclusive rights to use it for art purposes.

This naturally upset a great number of people in the art world, to say the least, as many other people were excited to experiment with using the Vantablack pigment in their art. Therefore, as an act of retaliation, artist Stuart Semple released PINK, the world’s pink pigment under the stipulation that anyone in the world could buy it, except for Anish Kapoor. At the time of purchase, the purchaser has to agree to a legal statement saying that they are not Anish Kapoor and will not willing or knowingly give the pigment to Anish Kapoor. 

By this image, it indicates that someone violated that agreement and provided the pigment to Kapoor. Thus why Semple is pursing legal action. I hope this helps clear some things up.

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Anonymous asked:

People seem to forget that kids aren’t just all sunshine and random little Polaroid moments of joy. They’re work, especially if you’re not a maternal/paternal. Like I didn’t realize not enjoying screaming for 2+ hours or someone slinging mashed potatoes everywhere was people’s cup of tea. Their good moments are good and bad moments are bad just like everyone else’s except depending on the age they have the reasoning ability of a napkin and you have to explain EVEN MORE why something was bad.

Yeah I have nieces and nephews I’ve seen horrors

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