Ex Astris Scientia β€” My parents are on a midnight bowling league with...

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My parents are on a midnight bowling league with like doctors from the hospital they work at and some EMTs and some cops and they all get drunk and rowdy and my dad asked one of the senior doctors who’s like old and stoic and stuff “what are we short on?” And he just triumphantly yells “PENIS!”