Spice up your morning with an unexpected trip to the ground floor.
ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-
real estate agent: chill, its me.
ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.
real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.
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Michigan is home to possibly the world’s largest log cabin. It’s said to be most expensive piece of real estate in the state. Granot Loma sits on the southern shores of Lake Superior.
American businessman Louis Graverat Kaufman used over 300 Scandinavian craftsman for four years to build the cabin starting in 1919. Using Oregon Pine, it’s 26,000 square feet and has a mile long private beach with 50 rooms.
It was listed in the National Register of Historic Places in 1991.
apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is
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Anonymous asked:
oh man i'm so jealous i live in new york so real estate is nightmarish and i'm moving back to the midwest asap when i'm done with school
new york prices are gross
Every time I see some crazy person getting filmed in a store about not wearing a mask they use the “I’m in public, I can do what I want” excuse. Like, do you realise that businesses are private? Businesses are private property and they can absolutely refuse to serve you and have you removed from the property. Any non-government business is privately owned and you just sound so goddamn stupid arguing about it.
Funny how nobody objects to “no shirt, no shoes, no service” but the moment it says “masks required” people lose their damn minds.
I’ve also noticed that a lot of anti-mask people are both against masks because the local government told them to wear one and at the same time are massive military bootlickers. Like jesus christ you jerk off to the military but whine like a bitch the second you’re told what to do. You wouldn’t even make it past boot camp because you think you can mouth off to your superiors and the irony is so hopelessly lost on them.
Something outside scared the shit out of the cats so we all went and stood on the porch and we heard a bunch rustling along the edge of the property. So I was like “I’m gonna go get a flashlight.” so we all went and I grabbed our baton flashlight and no one else wanted to go with me so I was like “ok whatever”. So I went and checked the property line which is like a fence with ivy and trees growing around it and I kept hearing rustling but when I would crawl towards it, whatever it was would retreat back. I never got a look at what it was but judging the amount of rustling it was something small like a raccoon or a possum so I went back in and was like “idk probably a raccoon” and my mom was like “Thank u for being brave enough to go check it out!!” and I said “Mom it’s not being brave if u already want to die”