I fully believe the queen is dead and they just don’t wanna deal with a funeral before Christmas so they’re keeping her on ice (aka life support) till spring.
apparently the entire country has to do a 12 day long mourning and the BBC is legally banned from putting on any comedy show during that week AND they have to shut down the London stock exchange for one whole day… now I’m not saying they’re weekends at Bernie’s-ing that colonizer to keep the stock exchange open, but….
I think you’re right
what if she’s cocooning before evolving into her final form
I predict that a day or two after the 6th, we will hear she’s taken a “sudden turn” and passed away. I feel like it’s quite gruesome to predict that but… yeah. I think they’re trying to get her to 70 years on the throne
Or prevent generations of teenagers from snickering about her “69 year reign”
Both of those are likely
