Ex Astris Scientia — I fully believe the queen is dead and they just...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
tarexippus
bae-guevara

I fully believe the queen is dead and they just don’t wanna deal with a funeral before Christmas so they’re keeping her on ice (aka life support) till spring.

apparently the entire country has to do a 12 day long mourning and the BBC is legally banned from putting on any comedy show during that week AND they have to shut down the London stock exchange for one whole day… now I’m not saying they’re weekends at Bernie’s-ing that colonizer to keep the stock exchange open, but….

chillgamesh-the-swing

headline: Queen has entered a new phase, and we may not see her until February, say experts. Queen unlikely to appear in public for the rest of the year according to royal experts.

I think you’re right

laurenthemself

what if she’s cocooning before evolving into her final form

vaspider

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I predict that a day or two after the 6th, we will hear she’s taken a “sudden turn” and passed away. I feel like it’s quite gruesome to predict that but… yeah. I think they’re trying to get her to 70 years on the throne

Or prevent generations of teenagers from snickering about her “69 year reign”

Both of those are likely