Me: I am going to consume this new content in reasonable amounts at a reasonable pace
Me, 5 minutes later:
every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head
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every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head
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Player in the suburbs: ive played this game nonstop since the minute it released and im level 5 with a 150 cp pidgeotto becauce i only get birds and rats
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