If Martha Jones was in love with me I'd simply return the feelings and not be a bitch.
RIP to the tenth Doctor but I have a brain
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WHAt if they played mmm whatcha say every time someone died in Ten Little Roosters oh my god
Season 1: Nine gets the edge here, with about a third of the saying fuck rights. But the dark horse of the season is Jackie Tyler, coming in with a solid 21%.
Season 2: Nine can say fuck but Ten cannot. Rose and Jackie are neck-and-neck with a third of the fuck rights each, and Mickey doubled his rights over the first season as well.
Season 3: Martha takes the single “fuck” with an overwhelming majority of 65%. And honestly, she deserves it.
Season 4: The pie chart of Donna Noble’s right to say fuck is a circle.
S5 - 8 // S9 - 12
NOT MISS MARTHA READING DONALD TRUMP YEARS BEFORE HE RAN FOR PRESIDENT???!!!
She went to jail for fucking murdering Donald Trump in front of a live studio audience
I love you Martha
two cents bitch add the whole dollar
I'll caption this tiktok tomorrow but holy shit this has me in tears
"let's see, carry out only, no dine in, okay, face masks required in restaurant, I got all that, no problem" *opens door* *laughs*
"y'all I'm scare- *laughs* "I'm scared"
"oh my GOD"
"um?"
*the person behind the counter shrieks* *the person filming starts laughing*
"would you-- okay, alright, uhhh"
*the person behind the counter continues to scream* *the person filming keeps laughing hysterically*
since everyone is posting their fav fesh pince part heres mine
mm mmMM
look i think i know how to help will. we’ve gotta AttaCK ‘im,
*walks over*
*cries* *audience laughs*
(aAaWwwww AAa Awwwwww)
WOIYOIYAYAYAEOU WEEO doodadadEEeeEEeeEEeeEEEE
*audience laughs uprariously*
I WAS MINDIN MY DAMN BUSINESS EATIN SOME DAMN FRUIT bababababababaBAba babababababaBAba bababababababABa *zooms in* 8gunshot* *duck drops* *wiggly noise*
AAURAUGHRAA I WAS MINDIN MY DI DI DII DI DI MY DI DI DII DI DI MY DI DI DII DI DI
oouoouuu :(((
*audience laughs*
I love when people caption YouTube poop sentence mixing
since everyone is posting their fav fesh pince part heres mine
mm mmMM
look i think i know how to help will. we’ve gotta AttaCK ‘im,
*walks over*
*cries* *audience laughs*
(aAaWwwww AAa Awwwwww)
WOIYOIYAYAYAEOU WEEO doodadadEEeeEEeeEEeeEEEE
*audience laughs uprariously*
I WAS MINDIN MY DAMN BUSINESS EATIN SOME DAMN FRUIT bababababababaBAba babababababaBAba bababababababABa *zooms in* 8gunshot* *duck drops* *wiggly noise*
AAURAUGHRAA I WAS MINDIN MY DI DI DII DI DI MY DI DI DII DI DI MY DI DI DII DI DI
oouoouuu :(((
*audience laughs*
creativity
noun | cre·a·tiv·i·ty |ˌ/krēāˈtivədē/
the use of the imagination or original ideas, especially in the production of an artistic work.
synonyms: inventiveness, imagination, innovation, innovativeness, originality, individuality
Here is to 12 years of Rooster Teeth, thanks for the laughs and the tears, and may you bring even more tears and laughs over the coming years. I wish you more success!
The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.
Wait…what?
Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄
also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck
snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.
Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone
The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive