Ex Astris Scientia — oh dear god. one time i got so drunk at a party i...

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oh dear god. one time i got so drunk at a party i drank from the bottle of water the girl next to me sorta... threw up a bit in..... and it took me. multiple gulps to notice.

sentences you regret reading: it didn’t taste as foul as you’d expect

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