Ex Astris Scientia — I once lied to my family about where I was going...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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I once lied to my family about where I was going and bought a train ticket to go on a tinder date with this girl I met. And I was wearing a crop top. In the middle of winter. While it was snowing. Anyways the date sucked and she told me it didnt count as a date because we didnt kiss.

Yikes babe you deserve better