when i was in first grade i hated having to ask teachers to be let back inside to go to the bathroom SO much. i hated half the recess supervisors and even with the ones i DID like i was like, this is so humiliating, now the entire playground knows that i have to pee. anyway there was one door around the corner of the building away from the playground that wasn't locked about 70% of the time so i would just. sneak off and use it.

it was locked sometimes tho so at least twice i just shrugged and instead of walking back to the playground and asking a teacher i went behind a bush and just shit. on the ground. and walked away.

to this day i have no idea how they found out it was me because no one was around and i dont think they had cameras in that area but after the thirdish time the next day i got sent to the social worker and she was like 'please ask a teacher next time...' and i was like '... sure'.

(i did not i just learned to hold it.)