27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
I want the rat coin purse
“If I didn’t see you then you didn’t do it”
this guy is excelling in a completely unique genre of his own creation that consists of extremely relatable humor steeped in twilight zone horror and i am here for it
Ok Germany ok
Most modern “technological” words are just shoddy translations when they get translated into foreign languages. A personal favorite is the German translation for “screenshotted” because in German you just use the present tense verb, add a “ge” on the front, and if it ends with a “t” you slap a “et” on the end
Gescreenshotet
checkmate vegans
Wow. How nice to make fun of vegans instead of using your brains for once second and thinking about the pain animals go through so you can eat them. And no, plants can’t feel pain and they are not sentient. So there is not “chekmate” and this isn’t funny. It just shows how pathetic and insensitive you’all are. Now go eat your disgusting animals products and continue pretending that you do no harm because you’d need a heart of care and feel guilty and you don’t have one. Just do that without bothering those who are doing something to help animals.
Does lying help u sleep at night? With every bite u take ur carrot is screaming.
if you go outside youre gay thats why they call it coming out
These kinds of jokes are so fucking cringy. Why is cuck humor like this? Tumblr humor is just so unfunny..
cuck humor
honestly please let brutaltrains be the next sonic-for-real-justice, we really need this as a website right now
dude has a sexy anthro train girl as his icon im yellin
Anonymous asked:
What is your target demographic? And what makes you so hip?
Teens probably and young adults due to copious amounts of time spent online to understand and adopt their humor tbh
I’m 22 and too old for hs culture humor but I spend enough time submersed in it and its humor that I’ve just kinda adapted to it
“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”
I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.
can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life
So what fuck was your wife knocking on
this dick
It’s not even 4 words???
“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”
I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.
can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life
So what fuck was your wife knocking on
this dick
It’s not even 4 words???
