Ex Astris Scientia — Oh ho ho they gave me the company card at work...

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Oh ho ho they gave me the company card at work because I wanted to boost the morale of my dock workers and buy them lunch because we’re so short staffed right now and I was gonna pay out of pocket but the district manager was like “babe no use the card”