coweggomelet

thetygre

July 3rd, 11:59 P.M.: This country is a festering cesspool of corruption, ignorance, and violence. Every achievement is built on the backs of millions of dead. The Founding Fathers-

July 4th, 12:00 A.M.:

July 5th, 12:00 A.M.: -would shake their heads in shame if they could see the state of this nation.

jerkinitwiththeinvisiblehand

useless-italyfacts

There’s no such thing as “pepperoni” in Italy, even though it is a corruption of the Italian word “peperoni” (sweet peppers). The most similar Italian food is “salame piccante” (spicy salami).

tedywestside

Then how do i order a pepperoni and pineapple pizza next time I’m in Italy?

itsjaneshepard

@tedywestside your pepperoni pizza is “pizza con salame piccante” and pinapple pizza is “ho bisogno di andare in chiesa a confessare i miei peccati pizza”

linguistisch

jemthecrystalgem asked:

So many of those assholes are like "Why don't you just move? I get it's hard but if you wanted to you then why haven't you moved?" like it's some kind of gotcha.

It’s like listening to someone say “Don’t be depressed!! Just think happy thoughts!!” Like thanks you just cured decades of economic decline, government corruption, and the 41% poverty rate.

Like oh yes!! Why didn’t we think of it sooner??? Just abandon everything you own and move somewhere else!!!!

cowboykakashi

phoenixonwheels

In tonight’s protests-meet-police-corruption news, Seattle PD hits peaceful protestors with pepper spray and flash bangs and then Tweets a photo of candles literally labeled “candle” and claims they’re IEDs. Entire population of Twitter drags them.

Man at the bar on Saturday night, Craigville, Minnesota in 1937