i'm pretty sure there is not a single straight line in this apartment btw like even my front door is at an angle

Hey OP, do you live in a funhouse?

well i am a clown so

in its defence i am like... 85%? sure the floor is level.

i make no such claims about the ceiling but it's hard to tell bc they're 2m90 / 9ft 6 high and i am so very far away from them

sat on the toilet like. oh yeah. there are zero straight lines in here

lads i'll not lie. rendering my living room to scale is......... not better

standards have dropped so low that i just said the walk in cupboard was straight bc the right wall is only 2cm longer than the left and the back only 3cm longer than the front

99% sure this is the straightest part of the whole flat and it's a cupboard

measuring everything in here so i can render it properly to plan furniture and my god there are so many angles

so far of the forty (40) angles ive measured... 2 of them are actual right angles

i still have 2 rooms to go

a grand total of 3 right angles exist in this apartment

i did have to do this plan AGAIn bc the blueprint software kept adjusting all the lengths and angles to try and make it make sense so i had to do every room separately and stitch them together the reality is somehow worse

there's a man coming wednesday to do an energy efficiency report that involves taking the dimensions of the rooms and i am SO EXCITED to see bill's soul leave his body