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Honestly the fact that Jaskier is kind of a celebrity in Netflix Witcher canon is. SO fucking funny to me….. Can you imagine being another Wolf witcher in this universe. It’s like if Hozier wrote 5 Grammy-winning albums exclusively about this weird kid from your high school
DON'T HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS I'M HOWLING
i mean im no expert on tudor fashion and the witcher just loves to blend time periods for inspiration but jaskier’s costumes are clearly extremely tudor influenced and given that on like, a formal occasion Jaskier does seem to wear his doublet laced closed like doublets are supposed to be (tho it looks like it’s maybe fastened rather than laced? idk man im not a costumer i just love historical fashion)
the fact that most of the rest of the time he’s going around with his doublet unlaced to show his cute embroidered undershirt (i looked up if it had a specific name in tudor fashion and like it does it’s called a chemise which im used to meaning ‘women’s underwear’ for most of modern fashion history, and chemises don’t often have embroidery and embellishments because like, they’re not meant to be seen, altho it’s not uncommon for wealthier people)
he’s essentially wearing the equivalent of the unbottoned shirt to show a cute lacy bralette underneath
i thought about this again and it cracked me up fuck all yall im hilarious
Why would you hide this in the tags??
Playing Witcher 3 and avoiding having sex with women
This isn't that difficult I'd say the majority of people that played Witcher 3 avoided it completely
Oh you mean in game
did geralt.. straighten his hair to go play bodyguard for jaskier
Why does the google intro for jaskier read like it was written by him
