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Teen Boat: an Epic
so I was in my high school library when I found this fucking book

the angst of being a teen… the thrill of being a boat
it’s literally animorphs but he turns into a fucking boat i’m

he doesn’t even turn into the boat he just kinda folds inside of one
doctor this is the worst case of yaoi hands we’ve ever seen

and if you think this is bad wait until you see the concept art for his transformation

option 1) he turns into the Crabman. he ejects into the stratosphere
option 2) HIS NECK FUCKIN SNAPS AND HIS NOSE EXTENDS TO BECOME THE MAST I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHILDREN’S BOOK
teen boat also has a diverse cast of characters including

mary columbus sue, a european exchange student. exotic

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

is that fuckin eminem

Not-How-Trousers-Work Girl

PUT IT. BACK
yes she us eating a whole babbage
and then there’s also the point in the book where the tone does a complete 180

excuse me what the fuck

is this loss.jpg
jesus
WAIT A SECOND HE’S BEING TREATED BY FUCKING DOCTOR BLACKJACK
id like to point out that john green is a coauthor










