Ex Astris Scientia — I’m also convinced that I inherited this from my...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kaijuno
kaijuno

The amount of illnesses I’ve had where I absolutely should have died is like a record I’m nearly certain and I’m 100% sure the reason I haven’t died yet is that I’m simply too goddamn stubborn to do so

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I’m also convinced that I inherited this from my dad, who has been in multiple near death car accidents, and has had 6 different types of cancer, some multiple times, and will not die

throat mouth lung colon bladder skin cancer dude will not die

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