Got sent home from work because I couldn’t breathe and my manager texts me this because he doesn’t want me to have any fun I guess
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Got sent home from work because I couldn’t breathe and my manager texts me this because he doesn’t want me to have any fun I guess
Anonymous asked:
self care is standing naked on the roof of my apartment, chewing a handful of MDMA and tearfully reading star wars fanfiction at the top of my lungs
self care is throwing ur phone at the cops as they try to get u off the roof after some fuckin square who doesn’t know how to party called 911
Self care is chugging 18 cans of monster and seducing the devil with your sick vape tricks and square dancing skills when he comes to steal ur soul
korolevx-deactivated20180128 asked:
so i'm playing this air combat simulator and i just got put into the largest map in the game, which is about 100 square kilometers. i'm flying a heavy bomber with a max cruse speed of ~200 km/h. please pray for me
Yes okay
the asexual agenda is actually anarchy and stoning the bourgeoisie in the town square pass it on