Ex Astris Scientia — i pissed myself in an apple store because i was...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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i pissed myself in an apple store because i was really engaged in a free ipad game and also i was too nervous to ask an employee where the bathroom was

i was like 11

I’m,,