Ex Astris Scientia — Hello Jess from Michigan. I am not-Jess from...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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Hello Jess from Michigan. I am not-Jess from not-Michigan. I am the antithesis.

Grumpy cause you can’t come to the Michigan Jess fight aren’t you squidward