Ex Astris Scientia — Had a dick appointment over and he was like “wow...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Had a dick appointment over and he was like “wow you’ve got a nice ass” and my dumbass self really said “thanks I made it myself”

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he was like 50 so I don’t think he got the joke