Ex Astris Scientia — I was outside waiting for my DoorDash order and...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I was outside waiting for my DoorDash order and this guy came out and was like “oh you’re a new face!” And I was like “haha yeah I just moved in!” And he was like “cool I’m Rick I’m in apartment ____” so I was like “oh cool I’m in apartment ____” and he was like “the nicest old lady lived in your apartment before you!” And my dumbass was like “haha she moved out right? She didn’t like…. She didn’t… yknow…” and he just laughed and shrugged and walked away so I guess I’m living in a dead lady’s apartment