WATCH THE SKIES, TRAVELLER
i wanna mod skyrim so todd howard is there as a merchant but hes just trying to sell you skyrim again
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same tho
Yβall inspired me. I couldnβt not stay up till 2 am hacking together this mod.Β
YOOOOOO
The βhow many planks can you replace in a boat before itβs not the same boat anymoreβ puzzle, except βhow many mods can you install on Skyrim before youβre not playing Skyrim anymoreβ
The Skyrim of Theseus is my favorite philosophical quandary.
Fun fact: you can play the entirety of Fallout 3 inside a mod of New Vegas. It’s called A Tale of Two Wastelands and it’s the best way to play Fallout 3.
The βhow many planks can you replace in a boat before itβs not the same boat anymoreβ puzzle, except βhow many mods can you install on Skyrim before youβre not playing Skyrim anymoreβ
The Skyrim of Theseus is my favorite philosophical quandary.
Fun fact: you can play the entirety of Fallout 3 inside a mod of New Vegas. It’s called A Tale of Two Wastelands and it’s the best way to play Fallout 3.
The βhow many planks can you replace in a boat before itβs not the same boat anymoreβ puzzle, except βhow many mods can you install on Skyrim before youβre not playing Skyrim anymoreβ
The Skyrim of Theseus is my favorite philosophical quandary.
Fun fact: you can play the entirety of Fallout 3 inside a mod of New Vegas. It’s called A Tale of Two Wastelands and it’s the best way to play Fallout 3.
So apparently in Skyrim, if you just eat all your stolen items in between the “wait I know you” and actually getting arrested, the guard will just… walk away???
I LEGITIMATELY DOWNLOADED AND INSTALLED SKYRIM JUST TO TEST THIS.
I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AFTERWARDS.
You do know you can just… keep walking, right? Also why are you only stealing food items???
1) it’s not about the fact that you can keep walking
2) it’s not about playing properly only stealing food
It’s about CAN YOU, if your only stolen items are food, eat them all and get out of being arrested. The answer is yes.
If you’re trying to make this into some sort of logic or reason thing you are not playing Skyrim correctly my dude.
It’s about the mental image of a guard starting to apprehend you, watching you devour three cheese wheels in like half a second (presumably looking him dead in the eyes as you do), and deciding that he is not getting paid enough to deal with this bullshit.
Anonymous asked:
*breaks multiple laws black hat hacking security cameras* *is probably on government watchlists* *posts screencaps online anyways* "lol look at these horsies" you are the definition of Does Not Give A Fuck
Listen my dude, think big picture for a second. Do you really think the CIA or FBI are gonna come storm my place for something so minor? That kind of shit is a microscopically small blip on their radar if it even is at all. Like, they have way bigger fish to fry. Not only that but are they really gonna — do you really think they have the resources to hunt down every single person that does shit like that? Its so simple to do man. Like, 10 seconds of effort per camera. They don’t give a shit. They can’t afford to give a shit, they don’t have the manpower or the resources to give a shit, so neither do I.
i just read joss whedon’s entire wonder woman script and… it’s horrifying. it gets way worse than the screencaps i’ve seen. i italicised the worst parts that might be triggering. (mostly abuse, sexual harassment)
- he completely skips diana’s backstory; the film starts with steve crashing the plane
- steve doesn’t get saved by diana; instead he is taken to hippolyta, who wants to kill him
- the story in general is told from steve’s pov
- the descriptions of the women’s bodies are just pure male fantasies
- i’m literally on page 18 right now and so far steve has been straight up a sassy asshole, interrupted diana, and guilt-tripped her by telling her that she makes his imminent death about herself, which she never did, then he ‘jokingly’ asks her out, gets rejected, and then says, “’let’s keep in touch’ is actually american for ‘get the hell out of my face’”
- diana then demands a trial by combat and physically fights her own mother to save steve
- we are given no actual reason why she leaves themyscira, she never says it’s because she wants to stop the suffering of innocent people
- i’m on page 28 and so far steve has had 10 times more lines than diana
- diana gets called a whore by a soldier and when she wants to defend herself steve tells her to “shut up”
- another soldier calls her a “tasty looking girl”
- the first time whedon calls her a hero is after she knocked out some random soldiers
- diana is called a “stupid bitch”
- whedon calls random women running out of their houses trying to save themselves whores
- men keep calling diana “princess” in a condescending way
- steve says he thinks diana is dangerous but he’s still attracted to her and wants her to “turn around so i can see more of you naked” and apparently diana finds that charming and “tries to hide a smile”
- again, diana is called a bitch
- “two thin supermodel types come up to him”
- aaaand diana is called a bitch again. seriously you could make this a drinking game
- “then she moves her leg back and turns, fluidly, a curve rippling up her body as she folds into a dance that is sensual, ethereal and wicked sexy” (whedon explicitly states that the men are staring at her)
- “hot girl-on-swan action” is an actual thing that is said
- diana is basically just a damsel in distress and steve has to keep saving her
- when diana actually saves him for once, steve says “i hate this a lot”
- steve to diana: “and it never occured to you that you’re the reason it’s getting worse?”
- steve throws a hissy fit because he has an inferiority complex
- “you’re not a hero, diana. you’re a fucking tourist.”
- apparently diana only speaks english
- when she is weakened by a fever, some men grab her and touch her inappropriately before they realise that she’s sick and apparently they don’t want to infect themselves so they push her into a pit instead (what the fuck? what. the. FUCK.)
- “diana standing, legs wide”
- on page 104 of 116, diana finally gets her suit (according to whedon that’s what makes her a superhero: “diana is a superhero now”)
- steve admits he’s an idiot and diana kisses him
- “your whole life on an island with women, and you can kiss like that?” followed by diana implying that she’s kissed women and steve actually says out loud that he’s picturing it, and he’s turned on by it
- the movie ends with that.
we dodged more than a bullet with this, we dodged a fucking nuke. also, bless patty jenkins.
What the fuck
Holy fucking crap