Ex Astris Scientia — So I called the cops and dispatch says I’m not the...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kaijuno
kaijuno

My upstairs neighbor is screaming at the top of her lungs “get away from me” and she keeps slamming doors and shit at what point do I call the cops

kaijuno

So I called the cops and dispatch says I’m not the first to call today and that they’re sending someone over