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Anonymous asked:
go whiteboy go
mrspider-deactivated20221213 answered:
you sent me this literally while i was eating a mustard sandwich (sandwich that has nothing but mustard) so i feel like you knew somehow
Anonymous asked:
Lmaoooooooo
Anonymous asked:
sure! I’ll tag them as fatphobia cw
no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.
and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.
Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks
Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred
imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks
Anonymous asked:
My main concern with sending you anon asks is that I am doing way too much work helping this A.I. figure out what crosswalks are.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Been getting a lot of asks about “NASA finding a parallel universe” or whatever and let me break it down.
It’s 90% sensationalism. ANITA, a detector in Antarctica has recently picked up some strange signals. The signals indicate that a very high energy particle (the neutrino) had passed through the earth without interacting with anything, something unexpected of a high energy particle.
So, here come the weird ideas. Scientists try to come up with ways of modifying our understanding of physics to make these detections more plausible. SOME of these require bizarre beyond the standard model ideas, like the one in the news. However there are much more likely answers, such as a common function of how physics normally works (won’t go into details here, but here’s a paper on it https://arxiv.org/abs/2001.01737) or simply a systematic explanation, like the signals bouncing off weird features in the ice and distorting the signal. Here’s another article: https://link.aps.org/doi/10.1103/PhysRevLett.123.091102
Conclusion? The news relies on article clicks and outrageous claims get those clicks.
It’s sort of like finding a $50 bill on the street. That’s weird, and not normal for $50 bills - they’re valuable and people tend to keep them close, or safely stored.
One *possible* explanation is that millionaire superhero Wruce Bayne is going around in a flying fox costume at night, stealthily planting the bills to help out the less fortunate. That *could* explain what’s going on. This is the ‘alternate universe where time moves backwards’ version of events.
OR... a freak accident occurred and it fell out of someone’s pocket and wasn’t seen until you came along. Unlikely, unintended, and relies on an accident and a lot of luck. It’s much less elegant and not something you can really test or repeat easily because the circumstances are so rare. But we all know that’s almost certainly what basically happened, even if the *exact* series of events aren’t known. This is the ‘I dunno man, the detector is weird some times and we don’t know everything yet’ version of events, and it’s a lot less fun, and produces way fewer clicks.
One 7-year-old boy has succeeded where legions of fans have failed: he has persuaded George Lucas to change his vision for Star Wars.
Colin, a young Star Wars fan, hopes to become a Jedi Knight when he’s older, but he also wants to get married and start a family—something forbidden by the Jedi Order, according to Attack Of The Clones and Revenge Of The Sith. Probably dissatisfied with his parents’ guidance to “just become a new kind of Jedi” or to “stop watching those prequels and watch the real Star Wars,” Colin went straight to the source with a succinct letter to Lucasfilm:
Colin received the following response:
…as well as a bunch of cool Star Wars merchandise:
Jedi can get married now everyone else go home.
So all Anakin had to do is write a letter?
Anakin just had to do things the hard way.
Imagine if Anakin had gone to the Council and asked politely and they were just like “Yeah, okay”
