Ex Astris Scientia — tygermama: ayellowbirds: armadillo-dreaming: ...

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armadillo-dreaming

[Video: a construction worker shoveling dirt as children on the other side of the fence yell “YAY!” every time dirt is moved.]

ayellowbirds

these kids have the right priorities in life and i hope nothing ever shakes that.

tygermama

that guy has probably never had that much fun at his job

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My orange Children: Marvin the cat and Tycho Brahé the Syrian longhair hamster

optimistic-black-hole

Thanks for blessing us with your orange children.


May I require why you named your hamster after Tycho Brahé?

kaijuno

She was fat and orange, much like the original

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And I name all my pet rodents after dead astronomers

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I salute you, the resemblance is uncanny!

I am not even a dog person, but I have had the desire to get a Scottish Terrier like this FOR AGES:

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And only so I can call him Johannes Kepler.

kaijuno

That was the name of one of my gerbils lol

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#isn’t this the guy who died bc he held his piss for too long

In the scientific community we like to think he died a more dignified death and was actually murdered (allegedly) by his pupil, Johannes Kepler, who then stole his work (ALLEGEDLY) 

Dude was totally batshit and had a fake nose because his real one got cut off in a duel tho

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tbh mother teaches her children about their everlasting food source, Great Value Fruit Smiles

[ID: A TBH creature stands in front of a large rock with her children, which are two more smaller TBH’s and an Amongus bean. The rock has a large, glowing box of fruit snacks on it. It has some sort of holy aura. The second image is one of the babies looking up at the box with wonder and sparkles in their eyes. /END ID]

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kaijuno

My orange Children: Marvin the cat and Tycho Brahé the Syrian longhair hamster

optimistic-black-hole

Thanks for blessing us with your orange children.


May I require why you named your hamster after Tycho Brahé?

kaijuno

She was fat and orange, much like the original

image

And I name all my pet rodents after dead astronomers

optimistic-black-hole

I salute you, the resemblance is uncanny!

I am not even a dog person, but I have had the desire to get a Scottish Terrier like this FOR AGES:

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And only so I can call him Johannes Kepler.

kaijuno

That was the name of one of my gerbils lol

kaijuno

#isn’t this the guy who died bc he held his piss for too long

In the scientific community we like to think he died a more dignified death and was actually murdered (allegedly) by his pupil, Johannes Kepler, who then stole his work (ALLEGEDLY) 

Dude was totally batshit and had a fake nose because his real one got cut off in a duel tho

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