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I feel like Luke Skywalker has a lot of bad puns up his sleeve. I don’t know why, but I just know he’s the king of shitty puns
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Idk buddy I can take some pretty bad puns
PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON
MOTHER LET ME FIGHT
I’ve never seen the long version of this video before
mother i wish to throw hands. mother. moTHER—
my favorite thing about Minnesota so far is discovering there’s a city called SAVAGE, which is right next to a city called BURNSVILLE

…..in all my years in mn, having spent time in both towns, I never put this together.
you mean to tell me…you’ve never got in a diss fight & told someone you’re gonna kick em between the border of SAVAGE and BURNSVILLE
No, but I now realize I wasted my youth by not doing that. I’ll spread this wisdom to the youth. The children will learn.
WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS OMG
Fun fact about Burnsville the high school in it burned down once and so their sports teams are “The Blaze” and their mascot is a giant fucking fire.
I goddamn love the names of Minnesota cities.
tbh the reason i come out to most people is because i cant resist making shitty puns abt being gay
I pull off my share or more of enviable puns, though I say it myself, but sometimes I get so jealous

