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I am MAKING a capybara soup bowl so that I may observe the creature soaking in a bath of my delicious broths and stews
it just has to dry and bisque and then... I will paint her :)
why don’t you go dip a hunk of bread into a bowl of hot homemade soup and maybe you’ll calm down buddy
Volunteering at a soup kitchen is one of the least productive things you can do to change the world. Art can inspire people and motivate them. Food is important, yes, but you aren’t changing that person’s life.
whoever wrote this post has definitely never been hungry
I remember one christmas we were short on money so my brother just drew us some pictures of mashed potato it was poppin!!! We ate the pencils too!!!
Sing me the song of your people SOUP!
meow!
Sing me the song of your friends SOUP!
meow!
Sing me a song for the good times SOUP!
meow!
Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP!
meeeeoooow!
Is…is this cat’s name soup?
His full name is “Soupy Bonjour”.
We call him “Soup” for short.
All Pelicans go to jail challenge
Pelicans have the exact opposite energy from capybara. Capybara are shaped like a friend, soothing.
Pelicans are shaped like a problem.
I like that all of these animals don’t even flinch. Just used to it
It's a wonderful day at the zoo, and you are a horrible pelican.
Sing me the song of your people SOUP!
meow!
Sing me the song of your friends SOUP!
meow!
Sing me a song for the good times SOUP!
meow!
Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP!
meeeeoooow!
A modern classic
Sing me the song of your people SOUP!
meow!
Sing me the song of your friends SOUP!
meow!
Sing me a song for the good times SOUP!
meow!
Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP!
meeeeoooow!
All Pelicans go to jail challenge
Pelicans have the exact opposite energy from capybara. Capybara are shaped like a friend, soothing.
Pelicans are shaped like a problem.
UNRELATED NOTE
I discovered probably the best drink ever last night
The unanimous vote was to name it Fall Sangria
Also this makes about a punch bowl worth of it ANYWAY
Gallon of Apple Cider. Dump that bitch right in the bowl
Bottle of Pink Miscato. Maybe half of it. Depends how badly you wanna get trashed.
Tonic Water. Half cup. In the bowl.
Green apple vodka. Add a cup to the bowl.
6 apples. 4 oranges. Slice them up and add them. (Do this before drinking for obvious reasons)
Mix that shit
Take a cup. Put cinnamon sugar on a plate. You ever see how they salt the rim of a margarita glass? Do that with the cinnamon sugar
Fill ya cup
Get trashed
