Ex Astris Scientia — why the fuck aren’t there decorative dispensers...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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sabertoothwalrus

why the fuck aren’t there decorative dispensers for maxi pads.

they could look like those fancy tissue box covers but function like a tea bag dispenser

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sabertoothwalrus

I don’t use tampons but a dispenser for those could be like the ones for straws

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sabertoothwalrus

I have to do everything myself I guess

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I still have to sand and finish it but I’m pretty happy with how it came out

sabertoothwalrus

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I added a finish! I didn’t stain it or paint it because I like how it matches my room.

Also some of yall are telling me to patent this, but why would I do that when I can just as easily post a diagram for free on the internet so anyone could make one if they wanted to :)

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sabertoothwalrus

*gets my period* :(

*remembers I get to use my box the next few days* :)

holdouttrout

This is GENIUS. I love the idea of having cute boxes like this with supplies for guests. Like “no need to furtively dig through my cabinets, there’s no shame here and also you get more time to snoop through my cabinets this way.”

darthmelyanna

Hmm. I don’t have woodworking tools or skills but I wonder if something could be 3D printed (once the library reopens, that is).

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Look, as soon as the library reopens their tech lab I’m printing this.

curiousobsession101

This is lovely! And it’s a simple enough design that it should be possible to make out of several different materials depending on what you have available.