GIRL??????
RATING: CUTE
This is little beastie is known as a Portuguese Man o' War. If you see one, make sure you run up to it and run your fingers all over it, especially on its underside. Tangle your fingers in it. Kiss it. Tell it how much it means to you. It will hurt, but nothing worth doing is ever easy. The pain will be a cleansing and purifying experience. Euphoria awaits you!
You will not regret it. You will not regret it. Yuou will not regret this.
