Ex Astris Scientia — i would buy officially licensed tumblr shoelaces...

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Ex Astris Scientia

27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com

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detectivehole

i would buy officially licensed tumblr shoelaces staff really missed out on a golden opportunity with their new merch store

detectivehole

tumblr is a site that, by tradition, you do not discuss using in public, let alone plaster on your body. however the subtlety of shoelaces combined with the comedy of the Bit would make that specific item worth it

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THAT BOBCAT LOVES THAT BOY

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He’s scent marking the hell outta that boy. So this is basically the equivalent of him saying “MINE, MINE, MINE, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!”

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I love how in the third gif he dies that little wave of his paw like “C’MERE YOU”

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That was my cat does, he’ll rub and groom the heck out of me

My mom’s birthday is the ides of march and mine is 2 days later on st patrick’s day and I was talking to a friend of mine about it the other day and said “oh my mom’s birthday is 2 days before mine” but she must have heard “my mom was born 2 days before me” because it took me about 5 minutes to explain to a full grown adult that birthdays happen every year and that my mother just so happened to be celebrating hers for 30 years before me

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16/? favourite fictional males : James Tiberius Kirk (Star Trek: AOS)
“sir, my crew was just following my orders. i take full responsibility for my actions but they were mine and they were mine alone. if i transmit khan’s location to you now, all that i ask is that you spare them. please, sir. i’ll do anything you want. just let them live.”

Anonymous asked:

Where did you get your rats? I got mine from the pet store but want to maybe adopt my next ones?

Mine are from the pet store :)

verdaint-deactivated20220627 asked:

Hi I think I confused you for a younger friend of mine once and I commented something weird and awkward out of context on one of your posts so if you were ever like wtf hi that was me I done goofed it up like I tend to do this is ain't the first time and it certainly won't be the last.

I?? don’t recall because my memory is p garbage for certain things lol you could probably be like “yea ur a friend of mine” I would probably agree bc I wouldn’t be able to remember lmao