i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do
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Good post OP
the best fucking post op
thank you op
Anonymous asked:
LMAO the story about the kid getting beat up on his birthday, theres like absolutely no record of it at all??? like the OP's town isnt talking about it at all, its not in the news, im just dying
I don’t think OP realized that if something like that happened, ESPECIALLY TO A PRECIOUS ATHLETE, it’d be on national news
i know this might be a shock to some of you, but straight people are always heteronormative. even if they like pegging and the woman doesn’t wear dresses. they’re hetero.
Op is a heterophobe
i;;m sso sorrry ii diddn;t mea,n tto be hete;rophobbic
hey op crytyping jokes isnt cool stop it
no offense but smoke some weed
i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me
Op did you say it
did you say it op
new concept: tumblr jail
if a post gains more than 20 notes it goes on trial to determine whether it’s problematic or not. then the op is given the death penalty
I like how this seems to imply that op gets the death penalty regardless of whether their post is deemed problematic.
that’s exactly what happens
Timeโs up, punk
well sh
Anonymous asked:
Why do people call you OP?
OP is internet slang for ‘original poster’
everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff
hey op real quick what the Actual fuck
Hey op you do realize that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you are in fact the one losing
Can I get a new meme format here
OP you didn't have to set yourself up like this you could have just posted the meme
Thank you for the meme template, OP.
Can I get a new meme format here
OP you didn't have to set yourself up like this you could have just posted the meme
Thank you for the meme template, OP.