Ex Astris Scientia — how many bees

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Ex Astris Scientia

27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com

wymanthewalrus

Anonymous asked:

how many bees

answered:

Like in general? I think there’s a lot

im-a-goat-in-disguise

saw like 2 today, expand that to every day and there’s probably at least somewhere over 8 bees worldwide

That's pretty manageable! Surely we wouldn't need more than that.

sonicnutbust

bad news

found a hive, there's at least hundreds.

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For a decade, a beekeeper near Athens, has kept a tradition: every spring, he slips icons of Christ, the Holy Virgin and different saints in his beehives, in order to bless his bees and his yearly honey production. And every year, the very same mysterious phenomenon occurs: bees make their honeycomb cells around the pious images, meticulously avoiding covering them.

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SHE DOESNT EVEN EXPLAIN WHY SHE DID THIS

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IM USUALLY GOOD AT UNRAVELING UPPER CRUST WHITE PEOPLE LOGIC BUT IM DRAWING A BLANK ON THIS ONE GIRLS

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it’s a form of “telling the bees”, a type of folklore magic where it was considered just as important for beekeepers to ‘tell the bees’ of important life events such as births, deaths, pregnancies, marriages, etc, or else it was considered bad luck and incredibly rude

normal-horoscopes

I KNOW ABOUT THE TELLING OF THE BEES YOURE SUPPOSED TO USE A BEE-TELLING HORN OR SLIP SOME PAPER IN THE NEST

THE WHOLE TRADITION IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR KEEPING THE BEES FROM LEAVING THEIR NEST

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phillipmcgraw

unpopular opinion

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omg i TOTALLY agree???

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ultimatefightdad

This unpopular opinion is timeless

compostwitch

Okay excuse the fuck out of you? I don’t care if it makes your blog or you look “edgy,” when your “unpopular opinion” destroys people’s lives you need to reevaluate the fuck out of it. I don’t care if it gets notes. I don’t care if it makes you and your piece of shit dudebro buddies laugh while you’re out to eat at fucking hooters. I don’t care if you follow it up with 8 dozen half-sincere hashtag-feminism posts to keep th mean tumblr gays out of ur inbox. There is no reason, NO REASON, to be voicing this bullshit in this day and age, ESPECIALLY not in a place where marginalized people come to have A MOMENT OF FUCKING PIECE IN THIS WORLD

Look, I know you’ve supported me in some tough times, and I appreciate that, and I respect it, but this shit can’t fly. You gotta be the bigger person here.

gabsygabs

you are an asshole compostwitch

bees-bees-fear

The fuck is happening

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beastybugs asked:

I agree. Bill Nye would be the bees knees if bees had knees. But since bee don't have knees, he's a-okay coolio beans.

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“ Hummingbird sharing water with bees :)
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averagefairy

you know whats so rude though like why are bottles of honey shaped like bears. bees make the honey and these phony ass bears get all the glory? justice for bees

averagefairy

people keep telling me this is the plot of bee movie i honestly never knew… i thought that movie was about a woman trying to fuck a bee