Ex Astris Scientia — God I cannot wait to throw millions of human lives...

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
woim
normal-horoscopes

God I cannot wait to throw millions of human lives into the meat grinder of international conflict so I can make billions of dollars selling microplastics to both sides of said conflict. I cannot fucking wait to put more money than I would ever be able to spend into an offshore account I will never use and then die so my socially maladaptive ghoul of a failson can have billions of dollars to pour into every meaningless idea that sprouts from his fetid little walnut of a brain. I wish I could personally crush millions of humans under a giant iron wheel so my son who I hate with my entire heart can spend more money on peyote and inventing the Blockchain for dogs. I need this so fucking much.

More you might like

gayyyyylmao-deactivated20170305
kaijuno

Self care is rolling around in the Colorado desert like a tumbleweed

kangarooqueen

And screaming into the void until it screams back. But only do this once.

kaijuno

Self care is assimilating with the sand cats of North Africa and screaming with them into the night

gayyyyylmao

self care is sticking your left arm into a prairie dog hole and shaking the prairie dogs hands

kaijuno

Self care is adopting 400 prairie dogs into your one bedroom apartment and living as their queen and digging holes with them underneath the city

lostvalentines
kaijuno

Self care is rolling around in the Colorado desert like a tumbleweed

kangarooqueen

And screaming into the void until it screams back. But only do this once.

kaijuno

Self care is assimilating with the sand cats of North Africa and screaming with them into the night

gayyyyylmao

self care is sticking your left arm into a prairie dog hole and shaking the prairie dogs hands

kaijuno

Self care is adopting 400 prairie dogs into your one bedroom apartment and living as their queen and digging holes with them underneath the city

lostvalentines

Self care is climbing the tallest saguaro cactus in jorts and a mesh sweater and joining the coyotes in a melodic ode to the moon.

kaijuno

Self care is shoving that cactus up ur ass to assert dominance over the local coyote pack

Anonymous asked:

How do attract the male species?

1. Stand on hind legs
2. Scream as loud as possible
3. Just keep screaming
4. Ppl will try to make u stop screaming
5. Eat th most attractive male that tries 2 make u stop
6. ???
7. Profit

instantezra
oakttree: “ hotgaydumbledore: “ theundercovercanadian: “ hisunlikelyvalentine: “ ofmanynames: “ veryfemmeandantifascist: “ frankenfemme: “ brotherwife: “ eroscestlavie: “THIS IS ANISH KAPOOR’S INSTAGRAM I AM SCREAMING AT HOW PETTY THIS...
eroscestlavie

THIS IS ANISH KAPOOR’S INSTAGRAM I AM SCREAMING AT HOW PETTY THIS IS

brotherwife

God

frankenfemme

Who’s the narc that gave him the pink

veryfemmeandantifascist

I’m screaming

ofmanynames

But the statement is the best:

Kapoor or one of his agents has, it’s worth noting, violated the terms of service put forth on Semple’s website, and Semple isn’t happy. He expressed his deep concern over the situation in an email to artnet News:

We are all extremely disappointed to see that Anish Kapoor has illegally acquired the world’s pinkest pink. He’s walked into this paint war with a gesture that cannot be misconstrued. He’s given the art community a bright pink middle finger. He is still very much at large. Not only has he refused to share the black, he’s now stolen our pink. Rest assured, we will get to the bottom of who has purchased this on Anish Kapoor’s behalf and broken their contractual agreement with culturehustle.com, and we will instruct our lawyers to take appropriate action against such breaches. We are pleased to note that he has not managed to get his hands on the World’s Glitteriest Glitter—yet—and we urge purchasers not to share the product with Kapoor or his associates.

hisunlikelyvalentine

I don’t get it?

theundercovercanadian

Basically this guy, Anish Kapoor, had made a deal with NanoSystem, the people producing Vantablack, or the blackest black paint pigment in the world, so that he would have exclusive rights to use it for art purposes.

This naturally upset a great number of people in the art world, to say the least, as many other people were excited to experiment with using the Vantablack pigment in their art. Therefore, as an act of retaliation, artist Stuart Semple released PINK, the world’s pink pigment under the stipulation that anyone in the world could buy it, except for Anish Kapoor. At the time of purchase, the purchaser has to agree to a legal statement saying that they are not Anish Kapoor and will not willing or knowingly give the pigment to Anish Kapoor. 

By this image, it indicates that someone violated that agreement and provided the pigment to Kapoor. Thus why Semple is pursing legal action. I hope this helps clear some things up.

hotgaydumbledore

image
oakttree

what the motherfu

image

This is my big fat stupid, Ollie.

One time we set down a half-full trash bag by the kitchen door while he watched and he straight up panicked for about an hour, pacing, screaming, and jumping 3 feet in the air if someone nearby made a sound until it got taken out. Then he avoided that part of the kitchen for days, under the assumption the bag was coming back for him.

realistichuman
warfilm

if you ever think history isn’t an important subject just remember that my friend’s solution to poverty was to “just print more money”

imjustagirllivinginherownworld imjustagirllivinginherownworld

Well isn’t it?

warfilm

tell that to the weimar republic

heydrichs heydrichs

[horrified german screaming in the distance]

lovecastsoutfear

Ok so many people may not know what this is about.  After World War I in Germany the country was pretty much bankrupt and on top of that they were being forced by the allies to pay restitution for the war.  In order to try to fix these problems the Weimar Republic which was the government that took over after the war decided to just print more money.  Because of this the country faced hyperinflation which basically means that everything became majorly expensive and the money was pretty much worthless. This is a picture of a man that is  literally carrying money around in a wheelbarrow because that is how much money it took to pay for things: 

image

These are some children playing with stacks of money because they were cheaper than toys:

image

And here is another:

image

So in short no you cannot fix poverty by printing more money.  

See this in the app Show more