27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
So this has become a thing now. I’m making the Homework Help series, various playlists to help you get homework done, because homework is a lot easier if you imagine that you’re not doing homework at all.
In this playlist, imagine that you’re a detective filling out paperwork to solve a case.
In this playlist, imagine that you’ve just found alien life, or that you’ve found radio waves coming from a nearby planet, and you’re filling out paperwork on it. Note: Sounds from NASA are actually waves that the planets give off, the frequency has been upped and the waves have been condensed for human hearing
Also: feel free to request other playlist themes here!
anti-vax kid: mom can we get vaccine?
anti-vax mom: no we have vaccine at home
vaccine at home:
Guy dresses up as his dog’s favorite toy (via Jeff Spiegel/Twitter)
Perfect infiltration method. Find out their secrets, my good man.
THE WAY IT STARES AT FIRST LKKE IT CAMT BELIEVE WHAT ITS SEEING THIS IS SO FUNNY AND CUTE
They’re about to break so many laws it’s not even funny, I can feel it in my bones
It’s about PayPal. This is all about fucking PayPal
He’s still pissed they fired him. He’s still pissed they didn’t like his idea of calling PayPal X
20 years and he has not learned a single thing. He’s still throwing a tantrum about people not liking his bad name suggestion decades ago
Yeah, this again. :/
John Bull's Twitter thread takes this on in depth. Warning: contains idees fixe and boardroom backstabbing. :)
i was like this post looks familiar and then realized it was plagiarized word for word from a year-old post by one of my mutuals
What’s Funny is that they have me blocked
fucking boss at it again i hate this fucking guy is like he was created in a laboratory for how an annoying ass twitter bro tumblrina would sound like. You will never be my mutuals
so. i went to go tell this guy he sucks and this is what i find
Nicole Cliffe has a whole twitter thread about funny/horrifying anaesthesia stories that you should read all of, but this is definitely my favourite
Judging from the way the stripes go, that scarf was knitted sideways. Meaning the person cast on 17 feet’s worth of stitches and knitted those 17 feet back & forth for three inches. I’m in awe.
The next Doctor’s costume looks great.
this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying
bööls of wa’ah
this is what Scottish Twitter is supposed to sound like
I love when people get confused by peoples accents
It’s all over twitter right now but apparently the Bidens visited the Carters and someone made the choice to take pics with a wide angle lens so the Bidens look fucking MASSIVE next to the Carters and it’s so funny
