Sorry but actually the “press any button” greentext story is objectively the best one
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God what was that one greentext that was like
>Too lazy to get up and turn off bedroom light
>Nerf gun on nightstand
>Fire nerf gun at light switch
>Miss every time, run out of bullets
>Sleep with lights on
Because that’s the epitome of my soul right now
i mean if we’re being absolutely, 100% objective about it all, THE best greentext story is “you know how it is with spaghetti”
wrong
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
**ahem**
Fools.
i mean if we’re being absolutely, 100% objective about it all, THE best greentext story is “you know how it is with spaghetti”
wrong
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
Man at the bar on Saturday night, Craigville, Minnesota in 1937
