First person: [singing The Worlds Greatest by R. Kelly beautifully] 

I am a mountain,
I am a tall tree, whoa-ohh
I am a swift wind
Sweeping the country

[stops singing; chuckles] Why are you looking at me like that?

Second person: [laughing] Cause you’re so-

First person: Why are you looking at me like that-!

Second person: Cause I’m in love 

First person: Oh-!

[both laugh]

this is my favorite video

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

This should win an Oscar

Parrot: What the fuck. What the FUCK. What the fuck.

@freysgalli It’s back

First person: [singing The Worlds Greatest by R. Kelly beautifully] 

I am a mountain,
I am a tall tree, whoa-ohh
I am a swift wind
Sweeping the country

[stops singing; chuckles] Why are you looking at me like that?

Second person: [laughing] Cause you’re so-

First person: Why are you looking at me like that-!

Second person: Cause I’m in love 

First person: Oh-!

[both laugh]