Guide to Whole Foods
saw some expensive ass “hazelnut based organic non gmo chocolate hummus spread” for like $15 at the store bitch its fucking nutella
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saw some expensive ass “hazelnut based organic non gmo chocolate hummus spread” for like $15 at the store bitch its fucking nutella
Are u at whole foods bc thats like. The Whole Foods Experience.
It was at Meijer which is like Walmart slightly to the left which is why it was so weird
walmart- paranoia
7/11- certainty
target- home
super target- your estranged aunt’s home
macy’s- smugness
Home Depot- loss
whole foods- the kale feeling
CVS- the all knowing eye of God
dunkin donuts- a lady yelling at me in a brooklyn accent
walgreens- grandpa’s firm hand shake
costco- endurance
sorry sir im going to have to ask you to leave whole foods your vibes are wack, your chakras are ALL out of alignment, and your aura is frankly disgusting
Stop
Me right now 21 bucks in at Whole Foods
This is the worst one
Mood
me finally living life tbh!
The Sacrifice is a short 5 part original sci-fi romance comic written by @audieoddity for the Webtoons Short Story competition.

The story features young astrophysicist Moira Cattaneo, chosen to be a representative of humanity when a mysterious 27,000ft tall monolith appears outside of a small village.

Moira is teleported to a dimension beyond belief, where she meets a being like no other. The story touches on the timelessness of life, death, and love.


Read Time: ~10 minutes
Rating: Teen
Content Warnings: Death, mentions of sex
If you like the story, make sure to like and comment on it! I personally thought the story was very sweet and I loved the unique character design.
man, comics are fascinating and terrible
but at least being a comics fan gives you the ultimate power
what is canon? literally whatever you like, pick and choose from a zillion issues of contradictory nonsense because who can stop you? no one
once you’ve been a comics fan, you feel so free to do this with everything else. “that was bad and by a bad writer and it didn’t happen. GONE.”
i highly recommend it.