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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Ex Astris Scientia

27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com

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you feed it. it feeds you. you've known it since forever. it has existed far before you have and will outlive you for eons, but for now, it is your friend, and it lives in a jar in your kitchen cupboard.

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