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#potatoThis is a coleslaw, potato salad, egg salad, and macaroni salad hate blog
this has gone too far potato salad has never done anything wrong in its entire existence ever
It is DISGUSTING and it should FEEL BAD
Potato salad is amazing
INCORRECT
An abandoned potato sorting station near Krasnosilka, Ukraine with a unusual, cantilevered design. The concrete block at the end forms the counterweight of the structure, creating the impression it floats over the fields.
howls moving potato sorting station
oh my god you guys i almost forgot to tell you some TERRIBLE NEWS: i met a 9-week-old corgi puppy named BABY KING POTATO who was the size of a child’s Nerf ball and as soon as i set eyes upon him i literally fell to my knees with a soft cry like a desert saint visited by one gentle angel. his owner told me that BABY KING POTATO had an instagram but i was so thrilled and overwhelmed to be holding BABY KING POTATO, who was as soft as a bunny, in my own arms that my ears weren’t working so i don’t have any memory of what the instagram WAS, and googling it has yielded only INCORRECT CORGIS, like this is a wonderful corgi, but he is no BABY KING POTATO, who was the color of hot chocolate with marshmallows in it and also, as i mentioned, no larger than a tube of Fig Newtons. the owner of BABY KING POTATO also told me “this is as far away from the building as we’ve ever gotten!” so i don’t even think they live nearby. What if I never see BABY KING POTATO again!!!!! How could I go on!!!!!!!
oh my god you guys IT’S HIM!!!!!! YOU FOUND HIM!!!!! LOOK AT HIM
ok i guess his name is just “potato” not Baby King Potato and “hot chocolate with marshmallows” was an incorrect recollection, but as i think i told u my senses were deranged due to LOOK AT HIIIIIIIIMMMMM!!!!! look at his little face!!!!!!!!!!
so I had a dream last night that Jack Pattillo changed his name to Jack Potato. Like AH had a video up explaining the change and it was 100% serious.
So then I went on Tumblr and everyone was scrambling to change their tags, people were seriously supportive of him, and most importantly people were trying to figure out new Team names. I think it was like Team Meat and Potatoes (Geoff), Team Free Potatoes, Team Brown Potato, Team Lil Potatoes, Team Red Tomatoes (Michael), and Team Walnut. Team Walnut was because Walnuts are tree potatoes apparently and so Potato + (Hay)Wood = Walnut.
People were also making screen caps of beat up GTA!Jack into memes, calling it Mashed Potatoes.
And someone messaged Caiti to see if she was changing her name to Potato too and she was the only person who was like: “No. I have no idea why he is doing this and I don’t think this is a good decision.” Not sure if she was being a jerk or was the only sane person there.
This says something about human nature, but what
The delight in the unexpected
A love for the absurd, too!
The joy of potato, also.
