Ex Astris Scientia — how DaRE pickels are a beautiful, delicate...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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how DaRE

pickels are a beautiful, delicate creation of the universe. the planets themselves admire that which is the strands of stars that make up pickles. they are bites of sunrays, an aftertaste of moonlight.

theyre fucking delicious

They taste like turds