Ex Astris Scientia — I once stapled my fingers (on accident but still)...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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I once stapled my fingers (on accident but still) it was not fun. I passed out because can't see blood. But damn these staples are strong. I recommend not stapling your fingers is what I'm trying to say.

Oh I’ve done it before as a dare but it wasn’t an ~automatic~ stapler