Ex Astris Scientia — one time i gave myself sodium poisoning from...

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one time i gave myself sodium poisoning from eating like 9 pickles in an hour, my body wanted to get rid of it but i sat there drinking water and not moving for a week and refusing to barf because i’m stubborn. I then went 3 years without eating a pickle again and when i did it overloaded all my senses and i couldn’t drink eat or smell anything but pickle.

Bro,,