I am bored and just ever so slightly shitfaced so my obviously rational mind came to ur blog and saw the weed step-dad story and I remembered this girl I met a year ago. So, she's like- new to the city and I was showing her around when she told me a fucking great story:

You see, her dad is a cop. She absolutely hated him. He was an abusive ass with her mother so Baby (my nickname for her) wanted to make a big scandalous case against him bc in her lil hometown the chief of police is this guy who really cares abt appearances and tries to keep the visual squeaky clean. So she convinced a girl to flirt with him by saying he had inherited this like big cash check from a dead relative or smth (which was a rumor going around after he got a brand new truck and got it personalized). Well, she did but failed at first, I guess he wanted to keep his pride as a good Christian man, but whatever. It didn't work. Next girl in line, she is a little more bold, she goes to him physically and asks to see if he can help her walk to work bc she's scared or some shit. Well skipping to the whole point she fails too. A third girl (WHERE did Baby get 3 different girls? Who knows) the 3rd girl somehow succeeded and they had like a 3 month affair. He tried keeping it hidden, but the girl got actual bank transfer of money from this cop, so when those images leaked, it was chaos. She didn't go into much detail abt the aftermath but I am pretty sure the guy still works as a cop but like, he gets sent to do shit. They have this one street where absolutely nothing happens (not even a speed ticket) and from what she said, he gets sent there almost always (he has this weird obsession with being a supercop or smth, the typical stereotype of a "will arrest someone 30 min before end of shift for meaningless crap so I can waste time but look productive") and she literally wants to sue him for smth related to not paying for her school. I probably skipped a ton of details, I am not in the best state, but you get my gist.